I’m Sarah, a slightly unhinged Mancunian lass living in Canterbury. I drool in my sleep regularly. I drink enough tea to float a ship on a daily basis. When I die I’d quite like to come back as a zombie and bite the living fuck out of the people who’ve been twatbags to me in the past. I enjoy reading, and contrary to popular opinion this doesn’t make me pretentious, it just makes me literate. I hate mis-use of the English language and bad grammar makes my eye twitch. I live with 2 people and 3 cats, all of which are awesome. I like photography quite a bit and take my camera everywhere with me. Basically, I’m the person you hate because they’re always in your face trying to take pictures. I enjoy good food and cheap wine and I never exercise. I should probably do something about that one day. I really dislike people that refer to themselves in the third person and people that talk exclusively about themselves. Having said that I find it impossible to hold a grudge and am always the first to apologise in any given situation.
